An undercover spy...

...is about to impersonate you in all aspects of your life. Write instructions.

Your mission is to infiltrate the military base on the border, destroy their software that has been deciphering our encrypted information.

You will pose as Justin Moses Vera.

The subject you are impersonating is: 

Twenty two years old 

5 feet 11 inches 

250lbs 

Brown eyed

It will not be hard to impersonate any of his mannerisms. Keeping a low profile is the best way to go.

You will be given prosthetics, a fat suite and some other cosmetic accessories to help you look the part. You have one week to complete the mission. In that week you will work at John Paul II Junior College. If anyone asks you for help...help them. If anyone says a joke...laugh! It is crucial that you get the laugh.

You will be fitted with a gadget implanted in your left canine. This gadget will allow you to amplify the loudness and power of your laugh.

Everyday at the end of the day, you will go up to the roof and use the camera. The camera comes with 1000X Zoom, night vision, infrared, and heat signature setting.

Your cover will remain intact if you perform stakeout during the sunset. As night falls track the movement on the border. You will memorize the number of guards, their outposts, shifts, area covered by their rounds, and their blind spots. You will infiltrate from the south west quadrant.

Sunday morning you will record mass at the school. Stay after mass until night falls and finish the mission. Once you end this briefing we will observe radio silence, you will be on your own. Good luck, and may God be with you until we meet again.